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By Ted Baldwin

The Mummy Reviewed: 5/08/99 http://www.primenet.com/~mechanix/Enter.htmlhttp://www.primenet.com/~mechanix/Enter.htmlhttp://www.primenet.com/~mechanix/Enter.htmlhttp://www.primenet.com/~mechanix/Enter.html
FIVE POSSIBLE

     Popcorn movie takes us back and forth through the uderbelly of 20's Egypt. Rollicking. Funny. Well done. Interesting. Loads of special effects. It's done the way you wish every monster movie you ever saw was done.

And Brendan Fraser handles himself like a true action hero.

     Even without the charming disarming presence of Fraser, this incarnation of The Mummy would have been worth the ticket. With him, it takes on life and heart, and he sucks cheers out of the audience the way Imhotep sucks the life force from his victims - effortlessly and with much relish.   

  The plot centers around an Egyptologist and her brother searching for treasure. Necessarily enough, they enlist the aid of Rick O'Connell, an adventurer packing heat. And a live-for-the-moment attitude. Nice contrast to the Live-for-the-eternity monster he has to overcome. Opposed to their quest is an evil Egyptian, who once was an untrustworthy sidekick to O'Connell. The ferretous Beni (Kevin J. O'Connor) is especially twitchingly evil as the sidle-ing sidekick.

     Thankfully short on contrived suspense and long on grisly Mummy antics, we dash around the deserts with adventurer Rick O'Connell, doing derring-do and dauntlessly digging into old dirt. Complicating matters are rival American (no offense) treasure hunters, sects and violence. There is some cursing also.

Twice during the film, co-star characters deliver perfectly crowd pleasing lines - on a par with Indiana Jones shooting the swordsman in Raiders. The audience burst into applause and gales of laughter.

The web site is well done, and has loads of juicy information on the characters and actors.

Technical Considerations: The Mummy has flaws, and lacks the finely polished maturity (and resources) of its big brothers from Lucas and Spielberg, but is also does not suffer from over production either. Their next one will be even better. There is no reason to not see it, unless you just don't like this sort of thing. If you do like this, it will not disappoint.

The flaws are very technical, minor points only. At 2+ hours, it felt like stuff was missing that had been scripted. There were some disjointed moments in the first half hour that felt awkward. I can imagine that the fertile imagination of the writer/director Sommers had more to offer, but time is money, and it is not possible to do everything. Even Lucas is cutting treasured moments from SW1, to keep the time down. I am sure that there will be a longer cut in a few years on DVD, but for theaters it has to be lean.

In particular, the story starts with O'Connell, but then shifts over to the girl's point of view for awhile. This is unsettling. Who's story is it? I wanted Rick to lead the action. Instead, after seeing him escape the marauders at the beginning, we are left to rediscover him at the behest of the girl. I'd rather we stayed with O'Connell the way we stayed with Indiana in Raiders. In all fairness, we did go to Marion's bar, but I never thought Raiders was her film.

It seemed that the action slowed from time to time - especially when we are with the girl and her brother alone. By the end, all of these considerations have vanished, and everyone pulls their own weight.

Once on site, the action takes several days, and it is not clear why...one day and night would have sufficed, especially with the competitiveness of the hunters.

At the beginning, we are introduced to the ineptness of the girl and her goof-off brother when she plays dominoes with ancient texts. Sure it is funny, but Rick is not on the scene, and it would have been tastier if she had screwed up in front of him. (Never mind the fact that this was done in another film.)

And a few little other touches could have been made. The scared-of-sacred-cat theme is introduced and used, but when Imhotep's fear is nullified, there is a perfect moment to show him holding a cat. And some of the facial expressions of the mummy were too expressive for my taste. But...

The P Meter

 All movies can be evaluated, fairly or not, by the attention span and spell-boundedness of the audience. And it is true, at least in this case, that there is not always time to go to the bathroom...

 The bench-mark for this scale is Titanic (five stars) at 11. Only 5 people left the theater during the 3 hour 10 minute sinking in all that suggestive, relieving, cool water. In the Citiplace 11 in Baton Rouge, the restrooms are directly under the stadium seating, i.e. close at hand, and still people did not want to chance missing anything.

 On the other hand, The Mod Squad is a zero, because you can leave the movie for the bathroom or wherever, and not go back, and not care that you do not know how it is going to end.

 Unfortunately, this is not a golden rule for determining quality in a film. Some films are slow paced, and allow for breathers with minimal catch-up effort. Others require attention to stay with it, just so you know what is going on - not a definite indication of enjoyment.. But in general, if a lot of people sit in their seats for two hours while munching salty popcorn and slurping 64 ounce colas you might have a winner on your hands.

TITANIC 11
STAR WARS (any one) 10
ALIENS 10
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 9
ENTRAPMENT 8
SPECIES I 7
GODS AND MONSTERS
(But you see why this scale cannot be a good rule of thumb, so to speak?? This is a five star winner! But it is slow paced, and you can miss stuff and still get the gut punch at the end. You also know you'll see it again.;..)
6
WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (You can miss a lot, or none, and still not quite get what is going on, but it is a lovely film, four stars. 5
VIRUS 3
PUSHING TIN 1
MOD SQUAD, Species II 0
 
When it comes down to it, if the movie is low on the scale, the P scale is no indication of merit, and you have to dig a little deeper for a serviceable evaluation. If it scores high, however, at least you know it commands your attention, and in the case of Titanic, downright awe...

But none of that really matters to the gross. The Mummy is going to do just fine. Lastly, it is a shame, but in the face of this summer's competition at the movies, namely SW1, Austin Powers, Wild Wild West, and others, it will not be the biggest film. In 2 weeks, SW1 opens, and that will clear the decks. The Mummy will then probably stay #2 until Austin opens. Ironically The Mummy may even make more money on that first SW1 weekend than in its first two weekends solo when people opt for it because SW1 is sold out. Such is life eternal.

Instant message

***guy: did you watch the (South Park) trailer?
DOWNINFRONT: not yet - really don't want to see it....too much has been spoiled already...can't wait for the movie, though!
***guy: did you go see The Mummy?
DOWNINFRONT: yup
DOWNINFRONT: writing a review now
***guy: what was your rating for it?
DOWNINFRONT: 4 of 5
***guy: akkk
DOWNINFRONT: ???
***guy: I giv it a 2.5 or 3 out of 5
DOWNINFRONT: oh
DOWNINFRONT: how did you watch it? when where with who?
DOWNINFRONT: where did you sit?
***guy: Watched it Fri night at *** **** . Went alone after work. There were 80 or so people there.
DOWNINFRONT: that is part of the problem
i saw it in a packed house at citiplace at 4:40 on saturday
DOWNINFRONT: it is not a late night after work movie
DOWNINFRONT: it is a prime time entertainment
***guy: It wasn't a bad movie, I just didn't find anything special about it. Special Effects were great though.
***guy: Ohh.
DOWNINFRONT: yup
DOWNINFRONT: mind if i publish this coversation?
***guy: just don't put my name.
DOWNINFRONT: ok...or your internet handle?
***guy: no
***guy: just put a friend or something
DOWNINFRONT: ok

Amusing, isn't it?