1. Vampires
2. Vampire Hunters
3. Skull walls in a catacomb
4. TV Reporter Vampires
5. Easy access to underground river from high security vault
6. Computer hacker security stuff like in Die Hard 12 years ago only not as good
7. An explosion
8. Exploding glass gas grenade
9. Plastic Wire tie handcuffs
10. Sexy Vampires
11. Eternal Life
12. Leeches
13. Metal flinging Crossbow (never used)
14. Chessboard leech chamber
15. Easy access to underground river from high security vault
16. Cool hidden arms closet
17. Startling dreams a half a world away
18. Echoey voices
19. Sacred Jewel Encrusted Cross-daggers
20. A Virgin (record store)
21. Bewildered Hunks
22. Safecrackers
23. Airplane Crash (off screen)
24. Mardis Gras in New Orleans (on screen)
25. Easy to find Mardis Gras Parking
26. Mardis Gras confined to French Quarter
27. Blood-sucking coffin
28. Religious stuff
29. Young priests
30. Catholic stuff
31. Booby-trapped grave
32. Lafayette Cemetery at night, in fog
33. Silver bullets, unending supply
34. Mirrors
35. Aramaic writing which blood relatives can read
36. Neat and tidy ending
37. Incest, vampire style
38. Heads flying around due to decapitation
39. Eerie long corridors with open windows and red drapes flying in breeze
40. Five dead air-ship passengers
41. Five dead air-ship passengers in a school auditorium
42. Body bags
43. Twenty foot electric Jesus on a cross with red neon accent
44. Convertible weapons
45. Eerie parking
46. Every place in N.O. within convenient walking distance of every other place.
47. Levitation during sex
48. Levitation without sex
49. A "Good" vampire
50. Life-extending Dracula blood filtered by aforementioned leeches
51. No "vampire" leeches, just ordinary kind - hey how come they don't get weird from the blood
52. Hyde from that 70's show, several other TV stars, My Living Borg.
53. Insects
54. Mardis Gras Revelers
55. Jackson Square Cathedral which is not used as a sacred place in the movie.
56. Snazzy black clothes for Dracula
57. Goofy roommate who gets them all in trouble
58. Sunburn
59. Hangings
60. Knifings
61. Shootings
62. Bitings
63. Clawings
64. More Bitings
65. Bad news stand-up
66. No reflection
67. ...No reflection.

After all of that, it was watchable, somehow. Some creepy moments, but pretty direct, overall. This would have kicked royal ass in the '70's.

Oh well.